If wishes were candy, i’d be obese, and it would be mostly your fault
koreysmonologue: pistol-whip: Who needs to watch porn when I’m following Korey on tumblr. Truer words have never been spoken.
I’ll eat chocolate bunny’s in bed if I want
i lol'd →
contrary to popular belief
Tears do NOT make good lubricant….
If you come into my room, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR.