slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
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You’re weird.
(Source: s3xnoise)
My manager just found an 80 year old man face down on the road at the back of my work. His first thought…’oh fuck why do you have die around me cunt’
Compassionate manager is compassionate
Just found out one of my friends ‘broke’ their dick in their girlfriends vagina
I can’t breath….oh dear god…




